Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Time to spot the "un-voter"

Just barely over a month to the most awesomest election day ever...do YOU know where your voter registration card is? Actually, I need to go look for mine. This is also a good time to identify those friends of yours that are hoping as usual to get away with not voting at all. Here's how to spot one:

1. Watch their eyes...they're probably very shifty; a clear sign of a guilty conscience.
2. They keep changing the subject when you mention your favorite candidate. Something like, "speaking of the gutter, it needs cleaning."
3. Wildly exaggerated statements, such as, "It's too late, the election's over already."
4. Nonsensical gibberish, as in, "My vote doesn't matter anyway."
5. A generally sheepish air about them.

Remember, it is up to YOU to twist their arms so they can exercise their right to vote.



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